The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent

This night started off with this blogger getting accosted in the parking lot by a long time member of the ABQPT.  The accusation: revealing too much information and getting him in trouble with his S.O.  In the future I will try to honor his request, therefore "Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent [or guilty]."  The ABQPT is an equal opportunity organization, we always love the opportunity to take your cash and reserve the right to do so with any "Donkish" hand we choose.  This is the "Home of the Jibb-Jubb"!  Where sucking out is the rule, rather than exception.  And all are criticized for their poor play.  The place where good starting hands are rarely rewarded and the deeper stacks are those who are true ATC players.  We are not racist or intolerant, though the conversations at the table may seem to be.  It is all in good fun and is the result of much drinking among other things.  But, no topic is left undiscussed, so play at your own risk!  (Sounds like the beginning of credo, motto, mission statement or something of the sort!)

In the beginning of the night, the discussion was mainly around what was blog worthy.  If you wish to have a different criteria then me, then start your own damn blog!  I truly do encourage it!  In my opinion, the more perspectives the better.  So much was said that I forgot some of it or refused to remember in order to protect the guilty, Bryan. So much to say, so much to say....Mr. L.A., not Hollywood, graced us with his presence. Kudos to him for coming directly from the airport.  His presence was definitely felt and certainly a welcomed return.  I guess I'll throw some poker in here, I played horrible, couldn't hit a flop with good or bad cards to save my life.  I believe it was Bryan who cracked my set of 10's, the only good hand I got all night, with a straight on the river.  I started with pocket 10's and flopped a ten.  Slowed played them and Bryan was betting out.  He bet 600 on the river, which by that point I figured he made his straight, but I had a set and wanted to make sure.  I went down in flames with the "Jibb Jubb" 3 6 of suited diamonds.  Of course I was teased by two diamonds on the board.  The "Jibb-Jubb" has been good to me, so I will play that hand at any given point, especially against Budd, the orginator of the "Jibb-Jubb". I remained in order to support a friend Why-Vonn.  She considered me her lucky charm.  She has managed to be to my left, by the luck of the draw, the last three times we have played.  Since she finished 3rd, I believe I may be.  At least I am good for something.  The dominant force at our table was Rad who I believe busted out 8th or 9th.  Probably wanted to get to Monte Vista early with his old friend Mr. L.A..  Barker one of the self-proclaimed members of the "Dead Money Crew" proclaimed that "he played horrible" after busting out.  But the main conversation revolved around his professing of the fact that he likes "nice man titties".  This was heard from the main table, as Barker was sitting at the front, the table closest to the TV.  We played at Devin's house, the "G"ist-hoster.  Barker tried to qualify his statement by telling us how the conversation started.  He said that his table was talking about what their preferences were of the direction that nipples should face when a women lies down on their back? Huh?  I simply go by the adjusted version of the old addage that "more than handful is a waste" to "a handful is great, but more is definitely better". 

We had a cash game that lasted a short while.  But, SmArty cleaned us out quickly and "Great" Scott faired well.  As this game ended, the top five started to filter out of the tourney.  Bryan finished 5th, blinding out, rather than grinding out!  QT finished 4th, Why-Vonn finished 3rd, "G"ish-hoster finished 2nd, A-Town took it down. 

Hope you enjoyed this edition, that the topics were encrypted enough and identities protected.  I do also hope that this is embellished enough for others who would rather hear a good "fish story"!  But, if not, well then........ write your own damn blog you illiterate fucks!